icegene

One night at the pub, a drunkard suddenly smashes a bottle into a jagged weapon. He stabs a spikey-haired punk at the back quite a number of times. The people in the pub ran out in panic. The only ones left were the drunkard and an obvious moron. The drunkard then fell over a table and banged his head. He knocks himself out. The fatally bleeding punk lying down on the floor tries to ask for help from the moron. With an British accent he said, "Oi crap-brain, call an ambulance. I'm bleeding badly here." The moron just nodded and headed for the phone. He dialled a number that sounded a bit too long for 911. Moments later someone came to the